If you’ve happened by The Drudge Report in the last couple of days, you’ll notice that there has been a flap over Dick Cheney getting a flu shot. To counter, the Bush camp says “but Clinton got one, too!” As per usual, both sides are acting like children because both Cheney and Clinton fit the government’s guidelines of “at-risk” people. Cheney and Clinton both have had heart problems, Clinton’s being most recently, but Cheney really holds the crown here with not one, but four heart attacks since 1978.

Geez folks, bring me something real here in the final weeks of the campaign!