from the Metafilter:
Oh, emails sent in rage. If I had a nickel every time I sent an email I regretted later on… possibly even minutes later, I could at least buy myself a soda. However, none of my emails stack up to the “Kelly Tripplehorn ‘You Suck’” email. Tripplehorn, a now ex-intern for U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (and a defensive tackle for the Amherst College football team) sent a ridiculously vicious email to a girlfriend that included such rousing verse as:
“Michele I am sorry, I don’t care how big of sadistic [f-bomb]ed up crush you have on me but people like me simple don’t date people like you.”
“But guess what Michele, you will never move up the ladder because I am at the top and people like me hate people like you.”
whew… just wait, there’s more!
“In the end, all I can say is that people love me and people hate you. You should observe me and take a few notes on how to make real friends.”
Oh man. Wow. That is just fan-tastic. And those quotes aren’t even out-of-context! The context is this: he’s a jackass!
This is almost better than that Peter Chung Asian hooker email, or perhaps even the Miss Kim’s Date has a small boat email, or the Doing Jack [S-bomb] for $2400 a week email or the…. geez. What is it with well to-do young folk and their lack of email scruples?
Oh, back to our boy “Tripplehorny” — check out a photo of him in The Washington Times (with complimentary article)! Nice Polo, jackass!
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Your mother sucks cocks in hell! The sow is mine. Seriously, what’s with the censoring? Are you a communist?
i’ve always thought that “f-bomb” was funny. also, i knew it would spur your ire. you are funny like that.
the easily defeated censorship on the recent comments. it’s easy really… here is some sample code:
if (name == “Hunter”) {
censorship = TRUE;
} else {
censorship = FALSE;
}
muhahahhahaa.
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this guy is gonna be explaining this onfo the rest of his life.
http://www.angelfire.com/ill/betterthanyou
…mysterious visitor from Hyde Park.