The Onion has paraphrased my life yet again! The correlation between this story and myself is shocking! Read it here.
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You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I don’t understand why the bitch wouldn’t want to visit Philip K. Dick’s grave or read Watchmen…
Ok, i retract the fact that kelly *has* seen Apocalypse Now!, and even Full
Metal Jacket, but she HASN’T seen Animal House. Now that is an injustice.
It’s just not patriotic. You can’t really enjoy a toga party if you don’t know the history. TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!